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Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?
Game show in which adult contestants are paired with junior helpers to answer questions from the national curriculum for the chance of a £50,000 prize, but face public humiliation if they have to ask for assistance. Presented by Dick and Dom.
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| 06.00 |
Brainiac: Science Abuse
Horse-racing pundit John McCririck undergoes the Celebrity Day Job Electrocution Challenge, while Vic Reeves and Jon Tickle test the flying abilities of household objects. Plus, a look at the crumbliest foods and an experiment to try out a variety of alternative fire extinguishers, including a steam roller and explosives.
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| 07.00 |
Guinness World Records Smashed!
Steve Jones and Konnie Huq introduce the challenge show in which members of the public and celebrities try to break world records. Teenage opera singer Faryl Smith tries to use the highest number of languages sung by an artist during one song, two BMX riders make an effort to perform the highest backflip and the presenters compete against one another in a moonwalking task.
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| 08.00 |
Project Runway
The remaining contestants are challenged to design an outfit for their models to wear to an industry event - with a budget of $100. Presented by Heidi Klum.
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| 09.00 |
Pineapple Dance Studios
Louie takes a class at his old dance college, the studio's newly formed troupe prepares for a promo, and Andrew is reunited with his mother ahead of a potentially life-changing performance.
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| 10.00 |
Got to Dance
A look at what the future holds for 10-year-old Got to Dance champion Akai, who beat hundreds of rivals on the talent show.
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| 11.00 |
Bite Size Brainiac
Shortened version of the science show, featuring more outrageous experiments with the team.
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11.10 |
Futurama
Feature-length episode. Bender becomes addicted to Dungeons & Dragons, and starts to believe he is really a character from the game - causing him to be committed to a robot asylum. Meanwhile, Leela enters a demolition derby against the wishes of Prof Farnsworth, who punishes her by fitting a collar that administers an electric shock in response to inappropriate thoughts.
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| 12.55 |
Futurama
Feature-length episode. The Earth is invaded by unscrupulous alien telemarketers, Hermes loses his head in a limbo contest involving sabres, and a code tattooed on Fry's backside reveals the key to time travel. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.
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| 14.40 |
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
When a chart of King Solomon's ancient mines is stolen from academic adventurer Flynn Carsen, he sets out at once to retrieve a magical key housed in the legendary treasure chamber, before the ruthless killer who has taken his map can find and use it to manipulate space and time. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart and Olympia Dukakis.
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| 16.30 |
Modern Family
Claire's plans for a family portrait do not go smoothly, and Cameron reveals his inner diva. Comedy, starring Julie Bowen and Eric Stonestreet.
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| 17.00 |
Futurama
Part three of four. Monster Yivo uses a tentacle to control Fry as it dominates the Earth and makes him the messenger, but when the invader announces its good intentions Leela searches for an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Bender becomes disillusioned with the League of Robots.
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| 17.30 |
Futurama
Part four of four. Monster Yivo confesses his love for humanity and invites everyone to move into his abode to make amends after Leela discovered his initial motive was to reproduce. Bender is unimpressed when he learns robots are not allowed and decides to take action against the invader.
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| 18.00 |
My Pet Shame
Gavin & Stacey star Joanna Page joins forces with vet and behaviourist Marc Abraham to visit a range of animals that embarrass their owners, including a horse that dribbles green slime, a cat with poor bladder control, a smelly dog and a ferocious ferret.
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| 19.00 |
The Simpsons
The family takes a relaxing break in Ned Flanders' beach house, where Lisa starts to feel lonely and decides to change her image in a bid to make friends - but Bart does his best to ensure she fails. Featuring the guest voice of Christina Ricci.
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| 19.30 |
Glenn Martin, DDS
The Martins visit Jackie's ex Gary Ross, a millionaire plastic surgeon in Los Angeles. Glenn is wary of his rival at first, but is soon sucked in by the offer a job and the Beverly Hills lifestyle. With the voice of Gene Simmons.
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| 20.00 |
The Simpsons
When the plans for a stink bomb fall into the wrong hands, Principal Skinner uses his Counter Truancy Unit to thwart a possible terror attack at Springfield Elementary's Annual Bake Sale. Rogue agent Bart could be the only hope of stopping the plot - until he clashes with Jack Bauer, on an important mission of his own. Guest starring 24's Kiefer Sutherland and Mary-Lynn Rajskub.
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| 20.30 |
Glenn Martin, DDS
The family travels to Washington DC to meet Barack Obama when Courtney wins the trip in an essay competition. Glenn impresses from the outset by saving the President's tooth, earning himself a mention in a presidential address, but his daughter is less than impressed with his attention-seeking antics.
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| 21.00 |
Happy Gilmore
Adam Sandler has come on a bit since he made this knockabout sports comedy in which he stars as Happy Gilmore, a second-rate ice-hockey player whose thuggish tactics are the only thing keeping him on the team. When his slap-shot is noticed by Carl Weathers and turned into a golfer's drive, Gilmore sees a way of earning enough cash on the fairway to save his granny's home from the depredations of the IRS. It's typical no-brainer fare, but the slapstick action does raise the occasional laugh.
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| 22.45 |
Classic Albums
Concert footage, home movies and interviews in Jamaica give a background to the Wailers' LP Catch a Fire, which launched Bob Marley onto the global music scene. Chris Blackwell reveals how he masterminded the overdubbing of the album for the rock market and Bunny Wailer shows he is still on top form.
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| 23.50 |
UK Border Force
Officers in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants, while at Heathrow's Terminal Three, a student is prevented from entering the UK after a trip home to his native India.
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